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Funny shirts. Minimal effort.
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DOSZR Brand Logo TEE
The clean DOSZR logo tee. Simple, bold, black-and-white brand gear for proper doss life.
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Do Not Disturb Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for protected chill time, sofa loyalty, and anyone with doss mode fully active.
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Crumb Goblin Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for snack hoarders, crumb makers, and anyone feral but cute.
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Messy Little Dosser Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for harmless mess, tiny bad decisions, and cute little dosser behaviour.
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Busy Being Unavailable Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for protected doss time, blocked calendars, and anyone unavailable by choice.
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Couch Commander Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for sofa rulers, remote holders, and anyone in full command of doss life.
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Snack Goblin Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for snack rituals, cupboard behaviour, and anyone who should not be disturbed mid-munch.
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Possum Mode Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for natural dossers, expert plan avoidance, and anyone who knows when to play dead.
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Takeaway Energy Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for low-effort food logic, takeaway comfort, and proper doss-life priorities.
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Pizza Position Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for sofa pizza, comfort joy, and anyone currently unavailable for movement.
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Panda Behaviour Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for snack-first thinking, slow movement, and excellent natural dosser behaviour.
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Sloth Standards Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for slow living, expert-level chilling, and naturally unhurried doss behaviour.
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Capybara Mode Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for calm operators, natural dossers, and anyone fully committed to being unbothered.
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Tiny Bit Feral Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for small-scale chaos, suspicious charm, and anyone only mildly domesticated.
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Busy Doing Nothing Tee
Serious lounging. Minimal effort. Maximum commitment.
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Snacking Is A Personality Tee
Snack-led decisions, professionally supported.
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Cute But Done Tee
Cute face. Firm boundary. No further questions.
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Plans? Hard Pass Tee
For people who respect their own sofa.
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Emotionally Offline Tee
Politely unavailable, but nicely typeset.
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Indoor Legend Tee
World-class at staying in.
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Professional Dosser Tee
Doing your best slightly later.